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Not a Literary Agent: Someone calm to ask at midnight.

A publisher's offer lands in your inbox, and you have no agent to ask whether it is any good. You can think it through tonight with a calm, candid second opinion, without waiting for anyone to get back to you. Nobody has a commission riding on your answer, so you can decide what to do next from a steady place.

Included with membership at $10/month or more.

You stay in charge of every decision. The advisor is an AI, not a real agent or a lawyer, and nothing it says is legal advice.

Your conversation stays private, and so does any contract you share. Author Media does not store, track, or view what you post, and the AI companies do not train on your words.

What changes

Clear thinking for high-stakes publishing decisions.

Big decisions feel heavier when nobody is beside you. Here is what gets lighter.

  • You stop carrying it alone

    The offer, the deadline, and the doubts no longer live only in your head. You have a calm voice to think out loud with, any hour of the day, and nobody on the other end is waiting for your yes.

  • You ask without feeling foolish

    Questions you would hesitate to put to a busy agent or a lawyer billing by the hour are fair game here. Publishing jargon turns into plain English, and you can keep asking until it makes sense.

  • You hear it straight

    You get plain talk instead of applause. When a hope is unrealistic, you hear that plainly, so a good sign means something when it comes.

  • You keep the pen

    Every choice stays yours. You can walk away with a clearer understanding of your situation and a next step you can take with confidence.

When it matters

Open it the week a decision lands

Some decisions arrive on a deadline with nobody to ask. These are the moments to have a calm second opinion nearby.

  • A contract just arrived

    You have an offer in hand and a growing list of clauses that make you pause. Ask about each one, then decide whether to sign, push back, or call a lawyer.

  • You are choosing your next step

    Traditional, hybrid, or on your own. Weigh the tradeoffs without pressure or salesmanship, and without anyone steering you toward their own paycheck.

  • You want your rights back

    A book sits out of print, or a publisher has gone quiet. You can ask for your rights back in a professional request that is yours to edit and send. A publisher can still say no.

  • You wonder if your idea has a market

    You want a candid read before you invest another year. Ask about your idea or your next book, and hear what holds up and what does not.

  • A question fits no category

    Not every worry has a clean label. Ask the odd, specific publishing question and keep the conversation going until you know where you stand.

From authors who asked

Posts and comments from Novel Marketing patrons on AuthorMedia.social. Each author's experience is their own, and no tool can promise a contract or a deal.

“So… in an update, I signed the contract with a few suggestions from 'Not a Literary Agent.’ And… the publishing company paid the advance.”

Naomi KuttnerAuthor with a Russian-rights contractRead the full testimonial from Naomi Kuttner

“The response is crazy helpful! … The answer is so specific. I recommend highly!”

Suzanne DelzioCopywriter starting a digital-products businessRead the full testimonial from Suzanne Delzio

Ask your question, leave with a next step

Start with a question

Your name, genre, and question go on a short form, and your contract goes in if you want it reviewed or a rights reversion request drafted.

Your conversation stays private, and so does any contract you share. Author Media does not store, track, or view what you post, and the AI companies do not train on your words.

Keep the conversation going

You get straight answers on publishing questions, a contract review that points out red flags, and a draft rights reversion request. It asks you questions when your situation is unclear, and you can keep the conversation going.

Not a Literary Agent is an AI advisor, not a real agent or a lawyer, and nothing it says is legal advice. It does not contact publishers, agents, or anyone else for you, and it cannot vouch for a company. It does not ask where you live, so take any legal point to a lawyer in your country. It looks at contracts from a book author's point of view, so a film or other non-book deal may miss the mark. It can be wrong, so check anything that carries real money or rights before you sign.

Questions about AI publishing advice

What is Not a Literary Agent?

You want someone calm to think a publishing decision through with. Not a Literary Agent is an AI advisor in the Patron Toolbox for authors who have no agent to ask, and it is not a real agent or a lawyer.

Is this an AI literary agent?

It is natural to wonder what you are talking to. It is an AI advisor, and it is not a real agent. It cannot represent you, pitch your book, or get you an agent or a book deal.

Should I sign this publishing contract?

You should never feel rushed into a signature. That choice is yours, and no tool can tell you a deal is safe. You can walk into the conversation with the publisher knowing what to ask, and for any deal with real money or rights at stake, a publishing lawyer should look at it too.

Can it review my publishing contract for red flags?

You do not have to decode the legalese alone. Yes, add your contract and ask about the clauses that worry you, and expect a second opinion, not legal advice. When the contract itself is what keeps you up at night, Not a Lawyer is the better pick. Reach for it when your question is bigger than the contract, such as whether the deal suits your career.

Can it help me get my rights back from a publisher?

Waiting on a publisher who has gone quiet is exhausting. Yes, and the request stays yours to edit and send. A publisher can still say no, and the result depends on your contract and the facts.

Can I use it after I have already signed?

Signing can leave you feeling stuck, but you still have questions worth asking. Yes, you can ask what your signed contract lets you do, and you can ask for a rights reversion request when you want your rights back. It cannot change terms you have already agreed to.

Do I need a literary agent?

That is a common worry for authors with no agent. Many large publishers only read agented submissions, while indie publishing and many smaller presses do not require one. You can think through which route fits your goals here, at your own pace.

Will it write my query letter or find me an agent?

Getting ready to pitch is nerve-racking. It cannot find agents or send queries for you, but you can think through whether and how to pursue one. When you are ready for the letter itself, Query Letter Writer is the better fit, and Book Proposal Drafter is there when agents and editors ask for a proposal.

Will it contact my publisher or send anything for me?

You stay in control of everything that leaves your desk. It cannot send email or contact anyone, so nothing goes out unless you send it yourself.

Do I still need a lawyer?

Putting your name on a contract is a big moment, and you deserve to feel prepared. Possibly, yes. For a deal with real money or rights at stake, a licensed publishing attorney should review it before you sign. This tool is not a lawyer, and its answers are not legal advice. Not a Lawyer is there when you want the legal language in plain English before you talk to an attorney.

Can it tell me whether a publisher or agent is legitimate?

Wondering whether an offer is real is a fair and stressful worry. It cannot investigate a company or vouch for one. You can come away knowing what to ask the other side, and it is wise to check a company's track record with other authors too.

Will it just tell me what I want to hear?

Hoping for good news is human, and you will not get empty cheerleading here. You get straight answers, including when a hope or an assumption does not hold up. It is still an AI that can be wrong, so treat its advice as a second opinion.

Who is it for?

You deserve backup whether or not you have an agent. If you write fiction or nonfiction and have a publishing question with nobody to ask, this is for you, whether or not your book is out yet. Any author with a deal, a rights question, or a career decision can ask.

Can it review a film, music, or other non-book contract?

A deal outside books can feel like unfamiliar ground. It looks at contracts from a book author's point of view, so a film or other non-book deal may miss the mark, and it may not know who owns what. Treat any answer there as a rough second opinion and ask a lawyer who knows that field.

How is it different from a general AI chatbot?

You want advice built for authors, not a generic answer. Bring your publishing, contract, and career questions and get advice made for authors, not a generic answer. It is still an AI that can be wrong.

Is my conversation private?

Yes, so you can share a sensitive contract with a calmer mind. Author Media does not store, track, or view anything you post to this tool. The tools reach each AI through its business API with privacy set to the maximum, so the AI companies do not train on your words.

How much does it cost?

Not a Literary Agent is included with any Novel Marketing Patreon membership of $10 per month or more. That membership also unlocks more than 80 other author tools in the Patron Toolbox. AI tool use draws from your membership's credit balance, and the amount used varies with the request.

Be ready before the next offer arrives.

You will not get to choose when the next contract, email, or crossroads shows up. Bookmark a calm second opinion now and use it the moment you need it. Your membership also includes more than 80 other author tools.

AI tool use draws from your membership's credit balance. The amount used varies with the request.

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